I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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