I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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