I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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