Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
