Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was born a porn star she said
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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