You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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