I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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