Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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