If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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