At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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