its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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