Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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