Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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