Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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