Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Randomize