Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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