you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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