I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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