what if I'm pregnant?
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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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