i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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