He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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