This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I wear drunk well.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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