May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just want to make out with him forever
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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