So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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