I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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