yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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