would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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