Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My feet surprised me
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