just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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