Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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