So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
MIDGETS
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
