Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
