Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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