Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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