i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When are your genitals available?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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