Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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