babies were throwing up all over the place
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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