would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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