Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Someone signed my nipple.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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