you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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