Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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