We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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