Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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