if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We are two peas in an std pod
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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