chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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