Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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