She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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