Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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