Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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