You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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