How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
