i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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