There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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