On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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